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Magnet-I had a lot of shit to do today. Now, I have a lot of shit to do tomorrow
Magnet - Ain't nothin' that a beer can't fix
Magnet - Beer it's cheaper than therapy
Magnet - Brunch is always a good time
Magnet - Brunch without champagne is just a sad breakfast
Magnet - Quick, call wine-one-one my glass is empty
Magnet - Carpe Scrotum (Grab life by the balls)
Magnet - Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you.
Magnet - Drink responsibly means don't spill it
Magnet - I belong to the drinking class
Magnet - I don't think there will be enough coffee or middle fingers for today
Magnet - Any friend of wine is a friend of mine
Magnet - It's better to be full of wine than full of shit.
Magnet - I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
Magnet - I'd tell you to go to hell, but I don't want to see you there
Magnet - Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting
Magnet - I'm not weird. I'm a limited edition
Magnet - I've reached the age where my Brain goes from "you probably shouldn't
Magnet - Don't let idiots ruin your day
Magnet - If you are shocked by anything I say...Then you obviously haven't been
Magnet - Keep calm and Fuck Off
Magnet - Less Thinky More Drinky
Magnet - Life can be a bitch, but wine makes this bitch happy.
Magnet - I'm staying home today. I have mood poisoning.
Magnet - My face tells more people to fuck off than my mouth does
Magnet - Never apologize for being a powerful fucking woman
Magnet - Wine is a nice alternative to hating everyone.
Magnet - There's no I in Team, but there's one in wine.
Magnet - I'm not always a bitch. Just kidding. Go Fuck yourself!
Magnet - You have to be odd to be number one
Magnet - ....On the bright side, I'm not addicted to cocaine.
Magnet - Overworked and Under Intoxicated
Magnet - I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended.
Magnet - If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.
Magnet - "I'm an intelligent, classy, well-educated woman who says fuck a lot."
Magnet - Everyone needs something to believe in.
